Bitches dont know about my ridiculous sleep schedule

man, i can not sleep today.    Tuesday and wendesday,  i slept for about 11 hours each night, and then last night,  i couldn't go to sleep until 2, which only gave me 4 hours of sleep.....i am not looking forward to work today

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(edit:   i just downloaded a new phone app and didn't realize i put a post up, but i guess i did.   whoops)



Bitches dont know about my accidental post

Bitches don't know about my big titties

http://www.cupsizechoir.com/?k=1


this is probably pretty old, but i just found it again thought it was pretty cool.  

I'M Back Bitches

so after a very long and unnecessary hiatus, The blog is back and up in action.    i'm in  a new apartment, new city, with  a new job,  and a new battlestation.  


bitches be jealous

Bitches don't know about blockbuster

so last night i went to blockbuster to rent a movie for the first time in about 10 years.   they're still 4 dollars for 4 nights, which really doesn't matter beause i'm gonna take em back today.   so i'm checkin out, and i had so many free rentals on my account that i had to get them now.    i rented13 movies last night for 16 dollars.    now granted the last 2 free movies i got i really have no intention of ever watching, but look impressive to have in my rediculous collection.


so now, (or later today after i finish rip/burning them) i got
nightmare on elm street
i love you, man
the uninvited
doubt
district 9
the soloist
monster house
jennifers body
sorority row
observe and report

the runaways
under the tuscan sun
whip it
the imaginariup of doctor parnassis


(yes the last 4 are for my girl, and i hope to god never watch them)

bitches don't know about my breakfast

just so  you all know, i work as a semi-professional short-order cook and usually eat breakfast for everymeal of the day.   however, i've never been able to master the hash-browns cooked in bacon grease.   they always turn out mushy and dark black.   they taste great, but most customers wouldn't want to eat them because of their looks.   do you beitches have any ideas for this?



or how do you cook your breakfasts?