Bitches don't know about my pineapple

I just started growing a pineapple, right now it's drying out for a day or 2 before i can plant it.   then, the growing for about 3 years, then i get my own delicious fruit.   it's kinda weird to think about, that by the time it's done i'll be turning 25 and will have the brain of a full grown bowler.